Day 258: The Horizontal Hostile Takeover

September 15, 2026

"Solidarity House's facilitated meeting to dissolve the snack sub-committee ends with the snack committee counter-proposing to absorb the collective as a 'Praxis Programming Division'; the collective consensus-approves while Astrid is still processing her objection, and she ends the meeting as the inaugural Theory Chair, eating her own organic kettle chips."