Day 248: Epistemic Flexibility

September 05, 2026

"Astrid discovers she gave contradictory witness affidavits to both factions, having told each what they wanted to hear; Moxie's Substack thread 'Schrödinger's Witness' already has forty-three new subscribers before Astrid even registers the crisis. The Medium post author DMs Astrid for comment as a 'neutral party,' and Astrid stress-buys Beyoncé's $948 beekeeper kit for 'the community fridge honey section.'"