Day 105: Sustainable Pivot

April 15, 2026

"Astrid spirals over Allbirds rebranding as an AI stock, calling it the death of ethical consumerism, then discovers her parents' trust fund holds 2,000 shares that tripled overnight. Moxie, meanwhile, has already rebranded the Substack bio to 'AI-curated cultural criticism' and gained 14 new subscribers who think it's a fintech newsletter."