Day 96: Comps and Contradictions

April 06, 2026

"Astrid spirals over SF housing prices hitting $2.15M and drafts an emergency housing crisis Substack, but Moxie discovers Astrid's parents' Williamsburg loft has appreciated $600K since they started paying her rent there. Astrid insists the appreciation is 'unrealized and therefore ethically neutral' while Moxie screenshots the Zillow listing for content."