Day 80: The Spatial Politics of Folding Chairs

March 21, 2026

"Astrid reads about Trump's ballroom architect and becomes convinced the collective's meeting space perpetuates hierarchical power dynamics through furniture arrangement. She spends $900 of collective funds on 'anti-hierarchical seating solutions' (floor cushions from West Elm). Moxie exploits the spatial redesign to claim the entire corner of the coffee shop as a permanent DJ booth, citing 'sonic democracy.' Their rearranged meeting space gets them banned from the coffee collective after Astrid's feng shui diagram blocks the bathroom door."