Day 74: The Crisis Preparedness Drill

March 15, 2026

"Astrid reads about the US jobs market potentially cracking and launches an emergency mutual aid preparedness protocol for a crisis that hasn't happened yet. Moxie derails the emergency meeting to pitch a collaborative album inspired by Mabe Fratti and Bill Orcutt, rebranding the collective as a 'cultural resilience label.' Their crisis hotline receives one call — from Astrid's financial advisor asking why she withdrew $200 from her trust fund for 'emergency rice.'"