Day 73: The Counter-Resignation

March 14, 2026

"Astrid drafts a collective resignation letter from capitalism after reading about billionaires shaping politics, but Moxie points out you can't resign from something you never had a job in. Moxie spends the meeting redesigning the collective's brand identity around Chappell Roan's paparazzi energy, and Astrid's resignation letter accidentally becomes a Venmo request to her parents for next month's 'operating budget.'"