Day 69: Nice Pivot

March 10, 2026

"Astrid drafts a solidarity statement for the Kanye mansion worker's $1.7M lawsuit, but Moxie keeps derailing to rate the mansion's interior design from court photos. Their statement accidentally goes viral after Moxie tags Kanye fan accounts for 'engagement,' and Moxie pivots the hate traffic into a Substack series ranking celebrity homes by 'exploitation per square foot.'"