Day 256: Never Break Character

September 13, 2026

"A music critic posts a 47-minute video declaring Mac's entire career elaborate performance art — including the car dealership meltdown and the chip-tariff jingle. Mac's protests only generate more engagement, and every attempt to prove he's sincere gets liked as 'staying in character.' He shoots a raw authenticity video with a ring light while Nutz takes a call in the corner."