Day 217: Left On Read (And Ranch)

August 05, 2026

"Mac sends DMs to twelve bigger artists and gets left on read by all of them — until Lil Perch replies with an offer requiring Mac to shill ranch-flavored acorn snacks in thirty posts. DJ Nutz, who has been secretly texting Lil Perch's team all morning, has already accepted on Mac's behalf in exchange for a mixing credit and a fifteen-percent acorn discount code."