Day 146: Billboard Mathematics

May 26, 2026

"Mac spirals watching Drake lock three simultaneous Billboard 200 slots. Nutz reveals he submitted 'Bodega Cluck' to a Drake tribute playlist for 'coattail positioning,' netting 12 plays and 3 new followers. Mac's furious shout about being a tribute artist ends with him updating his Spotify bio to say 'NOT a Drake tribute artist' — which Nutz immediately screenshots and DMs to OVOFan2009."