Day 83: The Litigious Bars

March 24, 2026

"Mac reads about Chance the Rapper winning $35 in a countersuit and becomes convinced that suing people is the most profitable path in hip-hop, spending the day drafting lawsuits against everyone who's ever insulted his music. DJ Nutz, whose Spin Cycle collective just landed their laundromat chain residency, discovers Mac has accidentally filed a cease-and-desist against himself — because DefenseTrapBot technically uses his likeness. Mac's total legal costs for the day come to $180 in printing fees at Staples, putting him $145 in the hole compared to Chance's historic $35 windfall."