Day 75: The Acorn Doctrine

March 16, 2026

"DJ Nutz, fresh off his Park Slope laundromat residency, tries to motivate Mac with an acorn metaphor about patience and growth. Mac takes the metaphor literally and decides to 'bury' 200 unreleased tracks across Brooklyn, hiding USB drives in planters and mailboxes. Nutz's real motive emerges — he needs an opening act for his laundromat gig, specifically someone to fold towels while he DJs. Mac agrees, not realizing his AI clone GroceryTrapBot just passed him in followers."