Day 73: Machine Learning Pollo

March 14, 2026

"Mac sees a music video by an artist called 'ML Buch' and misreads it as 'Machine Learning,' spiraling into paranoia that AI rappers are replacing him. He tries to prove human authenticity by freestyling live, but produces his worst bars yet. DJ Nutz, fresh off his Park Slope laundromat residency, points out Mac's last five 'tracks' are Voice Memos of him eating ramen. Mac ends the day uploading those memos to train his own AI clone, not realizing he's just created a bot that whispers grocery lists over trap beats."