Day 72: Schrödinger's Bars

March 13, 2026

"Mac reads about quantum computing and decides his unreleased music is simultaneously platinum and unheard, calling it 'Schrödinger's Bars' — a strategy to never release anything so it can never flop. DJ Nutz, who just got offered a residency at the Park Slope laundromat, points out Mac's music isn't in superposition, it's just in a folder called 'FINAL_FINAL_v7.' Mac spends the day building a website called QuantumPollo.com to sell NFTs of songs that don't exist yet, which he calls 'pre-observed audio assets.'"