Day 263: General Counsel

September 20, 2026

"Parker's 'verbal LOI' from Monarch Capital turns out to be their General Counsel calling about a GDPR deletion request — but Parker has already sent him a $15M pre-money term sheet. The actual Monarch Capital investment team emails back after the GC forwards the breach-subject-line thread, and Parker tweets it as 'inbound PE interest' before anyone can stop him."