Day 145: Right-Sizing

May 25, 2026

"Parker reads about ClickUp's layoffs and decides to 'restructure' Bradley as a zero-liability candidate, unaware that deferred salary and 3 AM cron jobs are the only thing keeping the product alive. Bradley responds by blocking his calendar permanently. Ollie accidentally toggles 'Open to Work' on Bradley's LinkedIn; he gets 47 recruiter messages in minutes, one from ClickUp."