Day 98: The Disrupt Delusion

April 08, 2026

"Parker discovers TechCrunch Disrupt tickets are $500 and insists they need a booth to attract their first hire before Day 100. Bradley calculates that their entire company valuation could buy exactly 430 Disrupt passes and nothing else. Ollie reveals he already got them free tickets by volunteering to be a bathroom attendant at the venue."