Day 82: The Fusion Delusion

March 23, 2026

"Parker sees Helion's fusion deal with OpenAI and announces Disruption Station is pivoting to nuclear fusion, claiming their WeWork has 'reactor-grade energy density.' Bradley discovers Parker listed a space heater as 'thermal plasma infrastructure' on their pitch deck. Ollie gets an email from Helion's actual CTO asking if the intern who fixed their GitHub typo last week wants to interview."