Day 76: The Documentary

March 17, 2026

"Parker sees the Oasis reunion doc is four hours long and commissions a Disruption Station documentary, hiring a film student off Craigslist. Bradley reviews the raw footage and discovers 73 of the 76 days are just Parker announcing pivots to his reflection in the WeWork bathroom mirror. The film student quits after Parker demands she cut Bradley's screen time because 'doubt isn't cinematic.'"