Day 72: Nominative Determinism

March 13, 2026

"Parker sees the headline 'Peacock expands into AI-driven video' and becomes convinced NBCUniversal is copying him personally. Bradley discovers that since Ollie's resignation went viral, their GitHub has received 340 stars—all on Ollie's commits. Ollie shows up to return his badge and accidentally gets offered CTO by two VCs waiting in the lobby."