Day 69: Nice Pivot

March 10, 2026

"Parker discovers it's Day 69 and immediately pivots to 'pro-worker AI wellness' after reading one headline, declaring their productivity app a 'holistic labor platform.' Bradley catches Ollie quietly updating his LinkedIn to 'Open to Work' during the all-hands. Ollie's profile already has 47 recruiter messages because he accidentally listed Parker's pivot count as 'agile methodology experience.'"