Day 215: The Carol Problem

August 03, 2026

"The deletion of Marshall's 2019 juice preference triggers a wellness cascade — an unwanted pediatrician appointment, a school nurse alert, and a surprise meal-kit delivery. When Marshall asks if any humans are actually reading these automated alerts, Bentham reveals that a pediatrician's admin assistant named Carol opened the notification at 7:43 AM, flagged his file 'unusual,' and CC'd her supervisor."